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Mr Chicken goes on his Holiday

Look at Mr Chicken Children, its Sunday Morning and he's still in Bed. Lazy lazy Mr Chicken. Mr Chicken dosn't like Sunday Mornings, do you like Sunday Mornings after Clubbing it up on a Saturday Children???Do you know why he dosn't like Sundays children???? Sometimes Mr Chicken hears the Marrowfat peas going in to soak on Saturday evening, did your Grandad tell you the joke about the marrowfat peas in the Gazunder Children, it always made Grandad laugh didn't it! Mr Chicken likes to stay in bed until after Lunchtime, do you know why Children??? Thats right!  He's a lazy tosser!

Mr Chicken needs all the sleep he can get because he's off to Wales tomorrow with his special friend, does your Mummy still have lots of 'Special Friends' stay ???? Don't they make some funny noises children!!!! Lets hope Mr Chickens special friend  isn't funny like Mummys friends! Lets hope Mr Chicken has some fun, eh children! Because his special friend used lots of naughty bad language when processing these photos, should he sit on the naughty step for a while boys and girls, oh yes, for a long long time.........

Mr Chicken goes on his Holiday

Look at Mr Chicken Children, its Sunday Morning and he's still in Bed. Lazy lazy Mr Chicken. Mr Chicken dosn't like Sunday Mornings, do you like Sunday Mornings after Clubbing it up on a Saturday Children???Do you know why he dosn't like Sundays children???? Sometimes Mr Chicken hears the Marrowfat peas going in to soak on Saturday evening, did your Grandad tell you the joke about the marrowfat peas in the Gazunder Children, it always made Grandad laugh didn't it! Mr Chicken likes to stay in bed until after Lunchtime, do you know why Children??? Thats right!  He's a lazy tosser!

Mr Chicken needs all the sleep he can get because he's off to Wales tomorrow with his special friend, does your Mummy still have lots of 'Special Friends' stay ???? Don't they make some funny noises children!!!! Lets hope Mr Chickens special friend  isn't funny like Mummys friends! Lets hope Mr Chicken has some fun, eh children! Because his special friend used lots of naughty bad language when processing these photos, should he sit on the naughty step for a while boys and girls, oh yes, for a long long time.........

comments (15)

You silly ''old b****r'' Mr Black. Just get the roasting pan ready for Mr Chicken's demise. ;-)richard.
David Johnson: He dreams of Paxo you know!
  • mick
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 11 Nov 2007, 08:26
I think you need to see a new doctor,the last one must have got you mixed up with a sane person.think you should go to bed and have a long rest,remove chicken before getting into bed.ps story cracked me and my wife up,
David Johnson: Can't go near the medical centre after the mid stream sample debacle, but now source all my medicine from ebay via Guatamala.
You should visit Ray (Mainly Thai)and let him know what happens to cocky roosters if they celebrate too much.
David Johnson: This old clucker could never get the chop, although in his final adventure it comes close!!!
This looks a bit like some perverted sex toy - I want one for my red collection! I think you can come down from the naughty step now.
Ingrid
David Johnson: Mr Chicken perverted!!!!! Batteries not included and available at all good Tescos pet sections now, go on treat yourself!
  • Tracy
  • Great Britain (UK)
  • 11 Nov 2007, 10:45
I don't know what you have been sniffing but it worked!!grin
Ok you can get off that step now.
David Johnson: Actually the step's quite pleasant....its sniffing Bisto that does it for me.
Looks like he's a snorer - only one cure for that...

... another trip to Wales! Questions will be asked!!!
David Johnson: I can forgive him snoring as he has the cheekiest of squeaks....think Mr Chicken said he'd like to visit Canal St very soon and see what those boys get up to on a friday night!!!!
  • Pilgrim
  • United Kingdom
  • 11 Nov 2007, 10:50
Absolutely wonderful - made my day. Love everything about this...... throw the medication away - you don't need it. David.
David Johnson: Totally organic now, just a handful of locally picked mushrooms to help me through the day....
If my dog catches sight of this, she'll be trying to eat the monitor. We have one not so pristine that squarks frequently throughout the day as Zizou shows it who's boss!

So you see, you are not alone and we don't bother with a naughty step here.
David Johnson: Ay Mr Chicken cane to stay after living at Tescos for a while. Has a meeting with a big black dog on his last welsh adventure....s'very sad!
  • Lilith
  • re-carving stone
  • 11 Nov 2007, 12:05
Mr chicken definately needs a holiday, and some therapy. Could he please tell us the joke about peas? we dont know it.
Hope to see him in his holiday snaps of Wales, perhaps he could make friends with some sheep.
  • Martin
  • Houston
  • 11 Nov 2007, 16:03
This just about sums up how I feel this Sunday morning smile Bot to mention that it made me laugh.
David Johnson: Think everyone deserve s a Sunday lie in like this once in a while...
I`ll have a double of whatever you are drinking! lol! (:o)
David Johnson: Magic mushroom smoothies....
David, I think you may be working too hard! Gave me a good laugh though.grin
David Johnson: Bill, I doubt what I get paid to do could ever be misconstrued as being hard work, must be something else then.
  • chris
  • United Kingdom
  • 12 Nov 2007, 15:12
grin grin grin Hehehehe...made my day Max, thank you smile
David Johnson: Doh, posted part 2 tomorrow, how did that happen??????
Funky as a chicken, Bro...
David Johnson: You said it Rooster Booster....
cluck cluck, is he dreaming of sand and sky??
You are certainly off your Tesco trolleywink

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